{"id":48,"date":"2004-09-09T09:28:28","date_gmt":"2004-09-09T14:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/?p=48"},"modified":"2004-09-09T11:22:40","modified_gmt":"2004-09-09T16:22:40","slug":"oh-my-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/2004\/09\/09\/oh-my-god\/","title":{"rendered":"OH. MY. GOD."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I had my ensemble this morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I know I have high ratings for a first semester student, but&#8230; THEY DIDN&#8217;T PUT ME A NORMAL, GENERIC ENSEMBLE.<\/p>\n<p>THEY PUT ME IN THE <strong><em>CHARLIE PARKER ENSEMBLE<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>So I was already scared walking in, thinking I&#8217;m going to get my ass kicked&#8230; Then Mr. Stout walks in- &#8220;Welcome to the <em>Charlie Parker Ensemble<\/em>.  We&#8217;ll be doing a lot of his tunes, a lot of bebop&#8230;&#8221;  I hope no one was looking at me, because I felt like all the blood I had rushed out of my head.  I nearly choked.  I felt like I was going to faint&#8230;. Silly me, I was waiting for him to say &#8220;just kidding&#8221;&#8230; YEAH RIGHT.<\/p>\n<p>Pray for me with everything you&#8217;ve got.  I&#8217;ll need praying, and LOTS of practicing- don&#8217;t expect me to resurface until next semester.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had my ensemble this morning&#8230; I know I have high ratings for a first semester student, but&#8230; THEY DIDN&#8217;T PUT ME A NORMAL, GENERIC ENSEMBLE. THEY PUT ME IN THE CHARLIE PARKER ENSEMBLE. So I was already scared walking in, thinking I&#8217;m going to get my ass kicked&#8230; Then Mr. Stout walks in- [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curiousrose.com\/petals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}