Me: (state of utter dismay) What do i do? I just poured this big bowl of cereal and realized that my roommates’ friends used the last of our spoons!
Rian: Well, the way I see it there are five things you can do.
1) Eat it without the spoon. (Which might not be the best idea as it could be messy)
2) Go across the street to store 24 and buy some plastic spoons
3) Borrow one of our spoons
4) Go door to door looking for spoons. (This could also be bad as A) you would become the crazy girl that asks people for spoons at 1am, or B) you would be the girl that borrowed a spoon and never returned it for unknown reasons)
or
5) Take the existential route and realize that you are in control of everything and imagine a spoon until it materializes into existence.
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Welcome to college life. Who cares about the meaning of life or the ends of the universe. Where are the spoons at all hours of the night? I’ll have to start keeping a stash.